Guys get in here, you may just possess some of the criteria.
So, Ashleigh Habgood and Alley Williams have been best friends since they were
15 and were finally married last year. The Auckland, New Zealand, newlyweds are
exactly where they want to be — except they don’t have the baby they so
desperately want and there is a major shortage of sperm donors in New Zealand.
The couple took to Facebook on Oct. 24 to post an “advertisement” for a sperm
donor.
See their requirement list:
We are looking for sperm with the following factors:
1. A kind heart.
2. Intelligence (though this can be measured in a myriad of
ways… i.e. if you don’t know what myriad means, that doesn’t mean you’re not
intelligent.)
3. You don’t want to be a dad. You just want to be a
cool dude that helped us out. Though these details can be discussed. And yes,
the baby would know who you are… “The kind man who gave us some spe rm.” NOT
“Daddy.”
4. You have a clear medical history. Ideally no diabetes,
heart conditions or other genetic conditions. No HIV either please:)
5. You are taller than us. Not hard, but we’re already
stunted enough.
6. You are 45 or younger. Sorry…. after 45, the risks of Autism,
Schizophrenia and Dwarfism increase. And, as I mentioned, we’re already
hobbits!
Optional extras:
1. You are not white. We’re not racist, just would love a
mixed bub. …. But really, come one, come all…. We think you’re all beautiful.
Any ethnicity is amazing.
2. You’re athletic.
3. You’re creative.
4. You’re curious.
5. You’re successful in your field. (That has nothing to do
with $$)
Dream world extras
1. You’re an All Black.
2. You’re an amazing lover. (But no, we don’t want to have
se x with you….. we just want to bring more amazing lovers into this world.)
3. You own a sweet kids clothing label that can kit out our
bub 24/7.
-Facebook

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